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John Doe
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 Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: Home Alarm, JD Style. |
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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."
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LOL that is friggen hilarious 
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StrontiumDog
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Can you set me up with one of those?...I tried ADT and Brinks but none of them had ever heard of the JD Home alarm system...
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Backwardsman
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how much does it cost?
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StrontiumDog
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| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| Backwardsman wrote: | | how much does it cost? |
 
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KillerRoofcutter
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| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: Home Alarm, JD Style. |
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| John Doe wrote: | | Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back." |
What you mean I didn't take part in it? Ya and you need a dog door I cant get out 
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Fulgore
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haha..nice
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