Rohan's Soul

Cake · Ville Supporter Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 117

You will not believe what I have for you Ganja! It is the key to your life's contentment, it is everything you've ever hoped for and more than you've ever dreamed possible! After you accept my offer you will never have another moment of want or worry for as long as you live, I promise you!

In exchange for Rohan's soul I will give you... one medium-sized bucket of dirt!

Wait. What, you ask me, can you do with a medium-sized bucket of dirt? Well good sir, sit back and I will regale you with the mind-blowing possibilities!

You can grow things in it, you can build two or three bricks with it, you can dump the dirt out and play in it, you can throw it at people who anger you, you can mix it with water for delicious mud pies, you can set it aside and use it as the foundation for your future home, you can stand on it to see over crowds, you can kick it to relieve frustration, you can carefuly spread it all over your clothes and then visit a place frequented by many women so that they will think you are a very hard worker and be fooled into accepting you as a prospective mate, you can build a very small dam with it, you can use the bucket as an extra-large shot glass and get very drunk, or you could put the medium-sized bucket of dirt in a safe deposit box in a Swiss bank until such a time as it is safe to withdraw the dirt without being under the suspicion of the federal government!

I eagerly await your reply to my offer.

Sincerely,
Cake O. Death

StrontiumDog · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject:

You could sell anything...!
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Backwardsman · Registered User Joined: 04 May 2006 Posts: 165

ok i give up until i find a beter offer than cakes....witch was very funny i might add!!!
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SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:

Dear Mr. Cake O.Death,

I have recieved your offer of 1 bucket of dirt and regret to inform you at such a time that I cannot except this hefty offer. Though a bucket of dirt would make my life content and come in very useful in such ways as making me look a little bigger down below or giving joe my russian mango a nice place to grow. The truth is though,Rohans soul could never match the price of a bucket of dirt. I would never be able to sleep knowing we made this deal. I am also not in need of such an item at this time. I again thank you for that gracious offer. Enjoy that bucket of dirt.

-GaNjA (Proud Owner Of Rohans Soul)
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Backwardsman · Registered User Joined: 04 May 2006 Posts: 165

ok i got a offer that you will no refuse...

20 bags of carrots(10 carrots in a bag).... pop can some planters penuts a brick a bike and a everlasting gobstoper!!!

Backwards
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SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject:

Backwards,

I do not need carrots..Though A brick is a good price for this soul. I cannot except. I advise you to take sometime and bring forth a new proposal.

-GaNjA(Proud Owner Of Rohans Soul)
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Backwardsman · Registered User Joined: 04 May 2006 Posts: 165

ok i will think again though i will inculde another brick or maybe even two of them...
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The Tiju · Registered User Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 516

ganja ill get u another russian mango to keep ur russian mango company...even mangos get lonely at night
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John Doe · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject:

I think you had all better stop bidding......

It was a trick bet, and Rohan risked nothing if they lost, because its a well known fact that Rohan has no soul !!!!! Well, not unless you count the ones on the bottoms of his shoes, but I dont think you want his old stinky shoes do you?
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SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject:

Well ofcourse he has no soul now..I have it.. It's right here sitting beside me as I type this..later on we're gonna go play catch..Wow another russian mango..I love the sounds of that, It would keep joe good companey for sure..hmmm, I dunno. In order to capture a russian mango you must walk across the most vicous of russian terrain fighting off the knights of nee, and once you get to where the russian mango's are, you must past the bunny with the great big pointy teeth..If you are willing to make that journey for Rohan's soul well then I definitly have some considering to do..I wouldn't mind having a different fruit, instead of another russian mango though

-GaNjA (Proud owner of Rohans Soul)
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DJ George · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject:

I will trade you JD's Soul and gun collection
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Lt.Tango · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject:

Ok so the dirt from cake did not meet your needs but I have an offer for you.

Cake will give you the bucket of dirt and I will also give you some "MAGIC BEANS" just think of the endless posibilities you could have with these two great and wonderful things. If the deal is made Cake and I would be partners in ownership of Rohan's soul. Just think at all the wonderful things JACK did with his magic beans.
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John Doe · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject:

Backwardsman · Registered User Joined: 04 May 2006 Posts: 165

how about this every member of the ville get his soul for one day each until it hits the first person again then rohan gets it back then he sells it so a thingy that buys stuff and then someone can buy it back
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Kixx · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:59 am Post subject:

Oh Rohan has a soul...I know....I was his left pinky toe for an entire map of Saints.

It changed my life enormously.
I have two cents to bid on this soul.

pS.
THere is more skill his left pinky toe, than you'll ever realize...its...its..ahhh..........

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