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 Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 9:50 pm Post subject: For those that don't know the ville songs! |
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So here I go - 1 post, all the songs :-p
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| Quote: | "House of the Ville" (Animals - To House of the Rising Sun):
There is a place, it's called The Ville
Once called Avantiville
And it's been the subject of many a good night
It always is good fun
Head Admin is called Robert
He showed us how to play
The rules are there, for all play fair
Down inside The Ville
Now the only thing a llama needs
Is a backpack and gun
And the only time we're satisfied
Is when he's banned, all gone
----Organ Solo----
Oh people, tell your good friends
What the servers have become
Spend your lives in cheats and misery
Or the place, they call The Ville
Well, I got one foot on the cap point
My finger's always trained
I'm goin' back to play The Ville
To play at spy and feign
There is a place, it's called The Ville
Once called Avantiville
And it's been the subject of many a good night
It always is good fun
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| Quote: | "Being Owned" (Puddle Of Mudd - Control)
I hate the way you kill me
I feel the pain of knives inside
You slice me up in homocidal rage
Well I'm nice and dead you'll find.
I like to teach you all the rules
I get to see them set in stone
I hate it when you shoot me in the head
But then your headshots always show
I need to kill you
You always kill me
I can't control you
You're always owning me, now
I can't control you
You always own me
I need to kill you
Why do I bother?
I love the way you break my skin
I feel the lead you shoot inside
I need to get your knife out of my back
'Cause I'm the guy you always kill
I think you know all of the rules
There's no expressions on your face
I hope that someday you will let me kill
Kill you in a dirty rage
I need to kill you
You always kill me
I can't control you
You're always owning me, now
I can't control you
You always own me
I need to kill you
Why do I bother?
You and me...
I hate the way you're killin' me
I hate the way you whoop my ass
I hate the killin' things you do
I have no control of you
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| Quote: | "Bohemian Llama" (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody)
The Ville's just a server?
It ain't to me-e-eeee
It's like a home
An escape from reality
Open Your Eyes
Look Up to the Skies and Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I see no darkness.
I see new entities.
But I'm not new here
At The Ville
Don't quite know
Who I'll Kill
I can be quite nasty
Llamas are annoying to meeeee
(To meeeeeee)
Llama!
Just killed me, man
Put a knife into my head
Drew some blood and now I'm dead
Llama!
I had just been spawned!
And now I'm mad, he's killed me once again!
Llama!
Ooooooooooh!
You really need to die
Camping the Spawns requires no skills at all
Carry On, Carry on
Will admins be here soon?
Too late, Your time has come
Didn't seem to make me cry,
When you had to say goodbye
Goodbye, you llamas, it's time to go
Gotta kick you off the server once again
Llama!
Oooooooohh!!!
I didn't wanna die
But you just stood in spawns and just carried onnnnnn........
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(Guitar solo)
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I see an admin flying thru the sky
Must be John, Must be John
Here to rid us of the llama
Speed cheat 1 does nicely
3 if they are feisty
ME!
Robert E Lee
Robert E Lee
Robert E Lee is the man
(There he go-o-o-o-o-o-esss)
I've seen a man with his feet in concrete
He's seen a man with his feet in concrete
Wonder who could've
Done such a thing?
"I am stuck
I can't move
Will you let me go?"
I wonder:
NO!
I will not let you go
(Don't let go) I wonder:
I Will not let you go
(Don't let go) I wonder:
I Will not let you go (Not let you go) let you go (let you go) let you go
Never Never Never let you go (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No no no no no no no!
"Oh deary me, oh deary me
Must've been that Greebo
He's got commands <---------Llama
That are totally reserved for me"
(For meeee, for meeeeeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
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(Headbanging Guitar Solo)
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So you think you can llama and make us all diiiieeeee??
So you think you annoy us and make us all cryyyyy??
Ohhhhhh Llama, can't do this to us llama!
Just gotta go get, Just gotta go get admins in here!
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(Headbanging Guitar Solo again)
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(Ooooooooohh ooooooooohhhhh ooooooooooohhhhhh oooooh yeah oooooh yeah)
Admins here are ruthless
As you all can see
Llamas don't belong here
Llamas don't belong at The Villllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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| Quote: | "Beautiful Something or Another" (Eels- Mr E's beautiful blues)
The snipe's knack's hitting your target in their blinking eye
It doesn't really bode if your teammates all just died
The Pyro can't cook much yet, even if he uses sage
The Leetmaster's Text is not that good, not at this stage
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Players like to hurl, all the pineapples into the air
They're probably gonna die, so where they land they just don't care
(Come on!)
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
The clown with the frown is you when your target ain't there
Finger on the trigger and exposed, it will give you a scare
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
The kids flip their lids when their heads hear that explosion sound
The enemy spy feigns then he's moving freely all around
(and I do believe he'll be back)
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
And I don't know how you're takin all the crap you see
You don't kill anyone but then you kill the spy who is me
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
Cap the flag. Yes, that is the way Ah Ha
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| Quote: | "Addicted to Ville" (Addicted to Love)
The light's are on - it's just past one
Your mind is having fun
Your palms sweat, your keyboard shakes
Another round is what it takes
You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt - you need sleep
You need to fight, you can't breathe
Another round is all you need
Chorus:
You like to think that you're immune to the games-
Oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough-
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to ville
You're doing fine - but now you're "deed"
You're running at a different speed
Your ping's speed is half of mine
Another round and you'll be mine
A one-track mind, you can't be saved
A lot of kills is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you lose
Chorus:
You like to think that you're immune to the games-
Oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough-
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to ville
The lights are on - it's just past one
Your will is not your own
Your palms sweat, your teeth grind
Another kill and you'll be mine
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| Quote: | "Smells Like Team Spirit" (Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit)
Load up your guns and bring your clans
It's fun to win and to defend
We over bowled and now you're dead
Oh no, I know you will explode
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!
Well it's light's out, we've just killed you
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous (ok I couldn't fit dangerous - sue me)
You're infected and contagious
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous
Hey you sniper,
Thats Our spy he's
Incognito
He's behind you
Yeah!
We play for fun, and the test
And for our effort, we're the best
Our little team has always been
And always will until the end
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!
Well it's light's out, we've just killed you
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous (ok I couldn't fit dangerous - sue me)
You're infected and contagious
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous
Hey you sniper,
Thats Our spy he's
Incognito
He's behind you
Yeah!
And I forget just why I play
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, was hard to play
Oh well, whatever, we shall win.
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!
Well it's light's out, we've just killed you
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous (ok I couldn't fit dangerous - sue me)
You're infected and contagious
Here we are now, spawned 'n dang'rous
Hey you sniper,
Thats Our spy he's
Incognito
He's behind you
He will kill ya !! (x9)
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"Infected Spy" (Papa Roach - Last Resort)
Cut your throat into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
All Bleeding
Don't give a f*ck if I cut off your breathing
This is my last resort
Cut your throat into pieces
I’ve reached my last resort
Suffocation
All bleeding
Don't give a f*ck if I cut off your breathing
Do I even care if you die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took your life tonight
Chances are that I might
Spies hiding outta sight
And I contemplate suiciding
Cuz I’m losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
Losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
I never realized I that infection spread
Till it was too late
And I was dead from within
Dying!
Feeding on chaos
And lying within
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my armour
No health for myself
And no more from another.
Searching to find armour up on a higher level
Finding nothing but sentries, enemies
Cuz I’m losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
Losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I’m running and I’m dying
I’m dying
I'm dying
I'm dying
I'm dying
I can't go on dying this way
Cut your throat into pieces
I’ve reached my last resort
Suffocation
All bleeding
Don't give a f*ck if I cut off your breathing
Do I even care if you die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took your life tonight
Chances are that I might
Spies hiding outta sight
And I contemplate suiciding
Cuz I’m losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
Losing my life
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would heal me, I’m fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I’m running and I’m dying
I can’t go on dying this way
Can’t go on
Dying this way
Nothing’s alright
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| Quote: | "I will survive" (guess)
First I was a newb
I was so confused
Kept thinking I could always
shoot the peeps from both the sides
But I spent so many nights
getting told that I was wrong
I caught on
I learned what's goin' on
I stabbed your back
You shot my face
I just walked in to find you here
with that sg beside your feet
I should have spammed that stupid gun
I should have made you fear me
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to 0wn me
Go on now go, grens cross the floor
just turn around now
'cause your sg is now no more
weren't you the one who tried to trash talk me tonight
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to stab
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my lives to live
I've got all my grens to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the time I had
just to learn my part
kept trying hard to stab
the people straight thru their heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sigh
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that wasted little person
I'm the one behind you
and so you felt my knife stab in
and just collapsed around my feet
now I'm saving all my 0wning
for those ones who 0wned me
Go on now go, grens cross the floor
just turn around now
'cause your sg is now no more
weren't you the one who tried to trash talk me tonight
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to stab
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my lives to live
I've got all my grens to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
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The next two I did while obsessed with the rocky horror picture show
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"The Ville Warp":
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Ville Playing takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to get some sleep!
I remember doing the Ville Warp
Thinking those moments when
The sniper would hit me
And a voice would start calling
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
It's just a rocket to the left
And then a strafe to the right
With your hands on the grips
You get your AC right
But it's the stabbing thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With sadistic intention
When spectating, I see all
With a number of fine tips
You're into the Ville's hits
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on gas grens
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Well I was walking down thru the church
Just a having a think
When a nasty spy popped out of a seat
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a big snarp knife and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Ville means all, and it will again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
It's just a rocket to the left
And then a strafe to the right
With your hands on the grips
You get your AC right
But it's the stabbing thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Ville Warp again
Let's do the Ville Warp again
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| Quote: | "Damnit Robert"
Me: Hey, Robert
Robert: Yes, Greeb?
Me: I've got something to say
Robert: Uh huh?
Me: I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other servers
To be the best
Me: The lag is crap but I damn it
Chorus: Robert
Me: The game is great so lets play it
Chorus: Robert
Me: So please don't tell me to can it
Chorus: Robert
Me: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Robert, Ville loves you
The skill is high, so lets raise it!
Chorus: Robert
Me: There's regulars on, they cram it.
Chorus: Robert
Me: If there's one thing I hate it's llamas
Chorus: Robert
Me: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Robert, Ville loves you
Here's my ping to prove that modems suck
There's three ways my kills can go
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh R-O-B-E-R-T, Ville loves you so
*stops there cos it gets mushy from then in real song*
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This last one is incomplete but has a picture to go with it
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"Sweet Trans-JCOM" (Sweet Transvestite)
JCOM:
How do you do
I see you've met my friendly Lee Latham
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were Ca-adman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a bloke by his cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a killer
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Alabam-ia |
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See what we had to deal with before we had the Kilaaks to make fun of.  I remember that weird thread about JCOM the Sweet Transvestite.....quite amusing stuff. |
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someone has too much time on their hands... 
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| Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Nice work Greebs. I hadn't ever seen all of the songs in one place.
In fact, I must have gotten here just after the hey-day of your songwriting.
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Not only is RHPS one of the finest movies ever made but to see Greenbo bring it back to life yet again. . . well. . .sniff. .sniff. . .it brings tears to me eyes.  Bravo! Bravissimo!
I especially love what you did with Riff Raff's solo. I love when he tries to hand Brad that donut! Dude, it's a glazed, take it!
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| Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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The Ville Warp is towards the bottom.....you just have to be looking closely.
Like Fishy does ->  |
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DOH! ok I missed that. I guess you ran the gammit on that eh Greenbo?
not quite!. . . . . how about. . . .
Creature of the Night?
Eddy's Teddy?
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! |
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| Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:10 am Post subject: |
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| Greebo wrote: |
I will survive (guess)
First I was a newb
I was so confused
Kept thinking I could always
shoot the peeps from both the sides
But I spent so many nights
getting told that I was wrong
I caught on
I learned what's goin' on
I stabbed your back
You shot my face
I just walked in to find you here
with that sg beside your feet
I should have spammed that stupid gun
I should have made you fear me
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to 0wn me
Go on now go, grens cross the floor
just turn around now
'cause your sg is now no more
weren't you the one who tried to trash talk me tonight
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to stab
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my lives to live
I've got all my grens to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the time I had
just to learn my part
kept trying hard to stab
the people straight thru their heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sigh
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that wasted little person
I'm the one behind you
and so you felt my knife stab in
and just collapsed around my feet
now I'm saving all my 0wning
for those ones who 0wned me
Go on now go, grens cross the floor
just turn around now
'cause your sg is now no more
weren't you the one who tried to trash talk me tonight
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to stab
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my lives to live
I've got all my grens to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
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I've heard them all except this one...brings back a lot of memories This one is my favourite one though, cause half of the songs, I don't know the tune..
I was going to quote the whole of Greebo's post, just to see what you guys would say And Snag, I thought the Fishy was a strictly TVB thing  |
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Woohoo, the songs are back!!!
YAAAAH FOR GREENBO!!
I havent heard form JCOM in a while. Maybe he's still battling the 1/4 inch rabbits?? Could be. Well, as long as he's away...we can make fun of him with immunity!! |
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Greebo
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| Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Bumping this cos MPI bumped bohemian llama
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LOL!!! I didn't realize you had so many of them, I just bumped the funniest thread I could find at the bottom of the list...
Funny stuff!!
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| Wow thanks for bringing these oldies but goldies out!! i always enjoyed hearing them .. thanks for bringing them back greebo !! |
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This has not been bumped in some time......Greebo is a man of great talent!!!
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| May this thread be ever bumped! |
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| My Personal Insanity wrote: | | May this thread be ever bumped! |
aye aye!
good stuff!
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