What is next....Red bull Molson???

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http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

This is old but I cracked up when I read it.
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WiseOldJames{ATL} · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! omg! OMG!! ooooohh! oh thats good.*whipes tears of laughter* lol the best part was

"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?

dude i lost ot for like 5 mins after that! lol

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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

hahah thats awesome!
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:01 pm Post subject:

haha canada with guns and a warship...haha its a little to early for april fools
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[NoClan]Lunt · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject:

We prefer to spend our money on beer and hockey tickets.....we are happy drunks, not violent drunks like the U.S..........this is why terrorists live here and bomb south of the border.......and this will be a perfect excuse in the future of our invasion for our oil and water......Just be smart about it...hit Quebec real hard first, wipe them out, then we will surrender happily.......
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crackhead_fred · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject:

sgt stutter · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:21 pm Post subject:

Does Canada know?
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject:

But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship."

The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns.

These are my two favorite quotes!
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Easy Target · Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:48 am Post subject:

I think we have second hand submarine too...

Good one!

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Ricen · Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:02 am Post subject:

"oh the Canadians. what the hell do they want ??"
ROLFLMAO
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