[Simpleman]

A Senior Citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He
took off down the road, stepping it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is
great,"
he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even
more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol
trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem!" thought the man. He tromped
down on the accelerator and flew down the highway at 100 mph. Then 110
mph.
Then
120 mph. All of a sudden he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for
this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to
catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked
up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "My shift ends in
30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with
a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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[John Doe]

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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