Underwear

Simpleman · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: Underwear

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT Listen up!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of:

A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

TeeHeeHee
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject:

Ooopsy!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
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Sully · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject:

Is it wrong of me to want to become a mechanic?
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Replica · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:39 pm Post subject:

[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:51 pm Post subject:

although i thought that it was pretty funny i didnt laugh

i guess i'm dead

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject:

It was posted before, but I still laughed. I must be extra alive.

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Bull · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Underwear

Bull · Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject:

Let this be a lesson to all of you.

ALWAYS protect the family jewels..

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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject:

that must of been wierd...whats worse is that.. every one was stareing at that guys crotch...
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Royce · Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

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Lt. Black · Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:18 pm Post subject:

Apparently I'm dead.

Interesting... Eh?

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