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		| Greebo Server Admin
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 1:08 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Over the last five years the N.T.S.B. has been covertly funding a project with U.S. Auto makers whereby the auto makers have been installing "black boxes" in all four wheel drive pick up trucks they have manufactured. This was to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.They were surprised in 42 of the 50 states the last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes were, "OH SHIT!" Only the states of Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this." 
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		| Hamese Server Admin
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 1:38 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| I believe I can say that is sooooo true! 
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		| SpeCies Registered User
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:40 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Yup that is so true with my area. I think the Beer replaces coffee here.
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		| Pornstar Registered User
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 3:17 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| lmao, Thats ok, because all the used beer cans in the vehicle act as a secondary air bag.   
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