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IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.


IN PRISON You get three meals a day.
AT WORK You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.


IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.


IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.


IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You cannot even speak to your family and friends.


IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisons.


IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


IN PRISON There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK They are called managers.
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[crackhead_fred]

so true

[Stevo]

Posted before, but still funny.
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[CarbinE]

seriously i don't see the difference between work and prison, i'm only part time too
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[ROOFCUTTER]

prison is my retirement program...when I want to sit down and stop doing things...Ill just walk into a bank and say Im here for my retirement now...stick um up, Yep then I should be in a 20 year program and If Im really bad...I wont be getting out early!
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[CarbinE]

if you want to up your sentence bring a water gun, anything influened a gun is an automatic 10 to 15
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