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25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work:

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. Makes communication interesting due to mumbling and slurred speech.

8. It encourages car pooling.

9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Increases your chances of seeing your coworkers drunk and naked.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

21. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

22. A list of 25 reasons, does not have to be 25 long.
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[vTEC]

1st step is accepting that your a alcoholic
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I am TheCheat

[Rebel_Rouser]

[Royce]

Amen!
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[Bada Bing]

If you had said weed maybe but alcohol nono.I cant and wont bother counting the number of times I've watched 2 or more drunk aholes beat the shit out of each other just because they were drinking
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Are you threatening me ???

[EvilGenius]

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[Speaker's Xeno]

no that means AA wont help you
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