When to say When....a Llama's story.

Snaggletooth · Guest

I was on TV 1 with CyCoDad and Chen Kenichi and a whole bunch of others tonight. There was this engie, with a name like "sggffs" or something. He kept asking about why he couldn't "build ammunition". I and several others asked what he was talking about. He would then ask if we were responding to him, and we said yes. And he would ask the same question over and over.

Well, I spent the better part of a round trying to figure out what was going on. I felt bad for the guy. He just wanted to know how to build something. (He ran around pounding on stuff with his spanner, maybe expecting things to sprout out of the ground or something.) We explained how to build just about everything, until I realized he wanted to build a sentry turret (the ones that pop out of the ground to keep llamas away). I told him he couldn't build that. He asked again why he couldn't build ammunition. CyCoDad finally told me to play and stop with this guy. Someone told him to play as another class, so he did. He became a Solly. Keep in mind it's been about 10 minutes of Q and A with this guy so far. He then figures out the *shudder* medic call key. So he runs around screaming for a medic. I couldn't tell if it was someone who really needed me, or just him enjoying his new noisemaker. Well, needless to say, he died. And came back as a *shudders again* medic, all while still shouting for a medic. In the middle of all this he changes his name (how, I have no idea but he did) to something like "Grendanas lare"....dunno.

Our boy then gets it in mind that he will pick up the flag. He has no idea what to do with it. He tells both teams this. "I picked up flag, what now". I tell him to follow me. He asks what to do with it....again. The other team "helpfully" suggests running back to the bottom of the hill and running into the spawn to "keep it safe". Needless to say he died again.

The last little chapter in my story is when our boy came back as a Demo, and announced to both teams that he was such. He didn't know what to blow up, but kept asking and we told him, but he kept asking, and we'd tell him again. And he'd ask again..... We tried to ignore him and play, but it was too hard. Then the rotation ended and the server reset, but our boy was no more....

Just thought you'd like to hear about an adventure in llama land.

Submitted for your approval, Snaggletooth.

Ktulu · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 4:01 am Post subject:

Sadly I think he was playing you from the beggining, this boy needs a life.

Good story though!

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MunkeyEye · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 4:20 am Post subject:

He's probably a brand new Noob who got Half-Life for Christmas. If he keeps coming back to The Ville and practising, a dollar says he'll be owning at least half of us in two months!

Turbo! · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 11:32 pm Post subject:

sounds like someone should try reading the manual that u get with TFC

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[NoClan]Inman · Registered User Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Posts: 94

What manual it just came with my cs retail

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Tommy.Chong · Registered User Joined: 19 Dec 2001 Posts: 283

Thats a pretty funny story.I was having problems playing that nite sorry guys.////JK Anycase the part where he was beating around for the auto turret could have been a site to behold.