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Easy Target
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Got that at work... pretty funny if you are a men I guess! I love the last one! 
Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me young,
and thank you Dear Lord
for all that you've done.
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5 tips for a woman
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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Foot note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
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Bull
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I pray for Stevo.. he sent me a pic of his girlfriend. 
Talk about saggy. Check out the belly button. 
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: Prayer for women |
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| Easy Target wrote: | One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!" |
 Thats good stuff, Im gonna use that at work.
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| Bull wrote: | I pray for Stevo.. he sent me a pic of his girlfriend.
Talk about saggy. Check out the belly button.
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Ex-girlfriend. Turns out she was a guy... 
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[quote="Stevo"] | Bull wrote: | I pray for Stevo.. he sent me a pic of his girlfriend.
Talk about saggy. Check out the belly button.
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Ex-girlfriend. Turns out she was a guy... |
Dont lie, she dumped ya cause of this
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bull i dont know what scares me more the fact that you have that picture or the fact that, that person is real ...i think im going to hurrle 
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| Speaker's Xeno wrote: | | bull i dont know what scares me more the fact that you have that picture or the fact that, that person is real ...i think im going to hurrle |
I second that, but... it is hurl...
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we need a hurling smiley
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| sgt stutter wrote: | |
That definately sums up how I feel about this thread!
My husband works in a lumberyard, and hears some pretty crude talk. One guy was talking about sleeping w/ heavier chicks that you have to actually lift up their stomache to go dow..... uhh, well, maybe I'll leave it at that. I was so disgusted when I heard that, but couldn't really understand how that would work. Til now...... and its something I definately did not need to see. Bull, what's with you and all the pics?
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| Stevo wrote: | | Bull wrote: | I pray for Stevo.. he sent me a pic of his girlfriend.
Talk about saggy. Check out the belly button.
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Ex-girlfriend. Turns out she was a guy... |
so maybe thats not her belly hanging that low....
in any event, funneh stuff there Easy. and Bull, you owe me a new keyboard. vomit is just too hard to get out of those little gaps between the keys |
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| Quote: | | we need a hurling smiley |
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