What do Blondes and Cowboys have in common?

ROOFCUTTER

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks

"Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says, "Well it's like this, Sheriff... I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with
her ... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull
off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
pull off my shorts ... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to
town, cowboy."

"And here I am."

Blonde Men do exist....
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Stevo · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject:

LOL

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Blown · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:02 pm Post subject:

did he have a loaded gun though. LOL

or does it fire blanks like JD.

Secret Agent Man · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:15 pm Post subject:

.... bahhahahaa great stuff...

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject:

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Jarrod · Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:00 am Post subject:

hey.....blonde men may exist but i can assure you im not one of them.....even i know when someone wants me lol......well..(long pause)..there was that one time lol jk

Potato-VS- · Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:00 pm Post subject:

I knew he would have taken someone's words the wrong way but I never thought of that...