[Kahlan Amnell]

rather than starting a lot of threads, will keep adding some jokes here...
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Explosive Body


One day this couple had finally decided to have sex. They went
into the bedroom, and he put her on the bed.

He then proceded to remove his shirt, flexing his biceps. She
started to moan, "Oooh baby what's that?" "These honey, these
are called TNT." he replied.

Next he started to bounce and flex his pectorials (chest
muscles). She started to really get horny now, "Ooooooooh baby
what are those?" "These honey, these are land mines." he boasted.

Slowly taking off his pants, he started to flex his leg muscles.
By this time she was all wet and rubbing on herself,
"Oooooooooooooooh uuuuuuh ooooooh baby what are those?" All big
headed and macho he said, "These my love slave, these are
granade launchers."

Then taking off his underwear she screamed, "Aaaaaah!" and ran
right out of the room. He quickly threw on some clothes and
chased her down, "Hey sweety why did you run out of the room so
fast?" She replied, panting, "With all those explosives, I
thought you were going to explode with such a short fuse."

[Kahlan Amnell]

Costume Party


A man and his wife are getting ready to go to a costume party.
Neither is happy with what the other is wearing. After a lot of
arguing the woman storms out of the room slamming the door
behind her. She comes back completely naked with a lemon between
her legs and says, "Is that better?"

The man sees her and is very upset by her mockery and storms out
slamming the door in the same fashion she had. He comes back
with his penis shoved into a potato and says, "If you're going
as a sour-puss I'm going as a dictator."

[Kahlan Amnell]

Alternate Toilet Paper

A bloke goes into a pub in the middle of nowhere, needing to go
to the toilet. The barman directs him outside, where a rickety
old dunny is.

The man does his buisness, and is about to wipe his arse when he
sees that there is no toilet paper. However, there is a note
nailed to the wall, which reads- "We are sorry about the lack of
toilet paper, we ask you to please wipe yourself with your
finger, then stick it through a hole in the wall, where it will
be cleaned."

The bloke dosen't think much of this, but he decides to follow
the request. So he cleans himself with his finger, then sticks
it out of the hole. All of a sudden it is hit by a hammer. So he
pulls his finger back and sucks it.

[Vicoden]

I think you have the wrong website to be posting jokes like these

[JtH]

lol that last one was hilarious. oh my god i almost died laughing.


i got a nice quick one for yall.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?






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wanna go ride bikes?
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[shovelnose]

i agree vidoden....



as for you jack.....






i dont remember

[Speaker's Xeno]

[Bright Red Nipples]

[Pornstar]

[[HALO]cpt._Keyes]

[Pornstar]

[ROOFCUTTER]

The Picture on the Night Stand:



After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who is he then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Speaker's Xeno]

lol roof i have heard that one b4 but its still funny
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[Bright Red Nipples]

OMG Roof
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

[cobra]