[Bada Bing]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!





1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.



2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says
this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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Are you threatening me ???

[Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42]

lol!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
- Cut it up because it will not fit!

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
- Cut it up because it will not fit!

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?
- Neither the Giraffe or the Elephant attend. Becuase I cut them up and placed them in the fridge.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
- Fly over it. No plane? Rope swing? Some sort of crude bridge made from trees? The crocs are in there. If they weren't, they wouldn't be "inhabiting" it.
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[Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42]

[Stevo]

There were crocodiles in the Lion King?
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[Speaker's Xeno]

[vTEC]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Cut it up

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Cut it up

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one .. Which animal does not attend?
Scar..Mufasa's brother

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Swim across
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I am TheCheat

[Secret Agent Man]

damn... i was thinking of a industrial refigerator....
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if you think thats a soldier behind you? think
agian, or my knife will be in your back.


aa, oshiete sensei-san

[Stevo]

It's not a very accurate test apparently...
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