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Bada Bing
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single
roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down
and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
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Bright Red Nipples
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard that one before but still think it is funneh as hell 
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Stevo
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sgt stutter
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men |
Good stuff Bada
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Mike
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: |
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| Stevo wrote: |  Good one. |
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:11 am Post subject: |
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| Mike Hunt wrote: | | Stevo wrote: | | Good one. |
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Jfet Zener
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| brn tried that one once, so i hear. didnt work out too well. |
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Jfet Zener the Great wrote: | | brn tried that one once, so i hear. didnt work out too well. |
thats surprises me that it didnt work.
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Jfet Zener
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| [HALO]Master_Chief wrote: | | Jfet Zener the Great wrote: | | brn tried that one once, so i hear. didnt work out too well. |
thats surprises me that it didnt work. |
well by it not working out well, i mean the dealers were just so turned on by nips that they just ravaged him right there on the casino floor. brn was too busy enjoying it to remember to get his money. |
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Jfet Zener the Great wrote: | | [HALO]Master_Chief wrote: | | Jfet Zener the Great wrote: | | brn tried that one once, so i hear. didnt work out too well. |
thats surprises me that it didnt work. |
well by it not working out well, i mean the dealers were just so turned on by nips that they just ravaged him right there on the casino floor. brn was too busy enjoying it to remember to get his money. |
oh ok. thats makes sense.
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