Double Take: Real Headlines

Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:06 pm Post subject: Double Take: Real Headlines

*Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

*Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

*Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

*Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

*Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

*Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over

*Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

*Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead

*Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

*Miners Refuse to Work after Death

*Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years

*Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash

*British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

*Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Stevo · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject:

Almost made me spit out my drink all over my computer!
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:25 am Post subject: Re: Double Take: Real Headlines

Pornstar · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:50 am Post subject:

Thats like a lot of the stories, done by reporters, about accidents envolving SUVs. For example there has been two accidents up of lately of elderly people driving through concrete walls in Parking Garages and plummenting to their deaths. All the articles I saw writen, reported with the headline "SUV drives through Parking Garage wall: Killing two." Even in the body of the article the reporter stills writes it as if the SUV is doing the driving. Damn those Evil SUVs, they must be banned they are killing innocent people.