Laugh

Blue Ruler · Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject: Laugh

I am Canadian.....

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on
his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a
round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces,
his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing
25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the Canadian just shrugs, "That's about average up North folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making'
bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you.......
so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
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Jfet Zener · Server Admin Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 3353

uh huh. last time i heard it the word 'canadian' was replaced by 'texan'

not mine==>last time I heard, the word "texan" was replaced with "Kiliaak"

SOOOO not cool. dont edit my damn posts unless you give me the ability to edit yours.

Stevo · Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject:

Maybe it was metric.
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thewz · Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject:

I don't get it.

Blue, explain in detail. Please.

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:21 pm Post subject:

well seeing as the title says laugh..ok...ha ha

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:40 pm Post subject:

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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:21 am Post subject:

Peter Griffen " yeah unlike those free loadin Canadians...... what.. canada sucks" lol
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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:26 pm Post subject:

ask Conan

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