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Bada Bing Registered User
Joined: 17 Sep 2001 Location: Pioneer,Ca. Guild:-TPF- Posts: 3054
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:40 am Post subject: Three men in the sauna |
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THREE MEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN
A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM
QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE
SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO
HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED HE HAD
TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH
A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM. THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX." _________________
Are you threatening me ??? |
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Blown Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:44 am Post subject: |
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LOL |
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[HALO]MasterChief Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:48 am Post subject: |
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haha ewwww _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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that was wrong though _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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KillerRoofcutter Server Admin
Joined: 11 Sep 2001 Location: um in virtualcity :O Posts: 1562
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha _________________
PICKACHU GOT OWNED!
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Mike Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ R.I.P. Blue |
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!!!! _________________
God Bless You Blue Ruler |
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