Prison vs jobs

Bada Bing · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:26 am Post subject: Prison vs jobs

Subject: Fw: Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things
a bit more clear.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
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IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
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iN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
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IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
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IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
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IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
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Now, get back to work!
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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:10 am Post subject:

haha thats funny.
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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:12 am Post subject:

those are pretty good

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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:49 pm Post subject:

yeah but u forget one more thing

at prison: some guy named big bubba is always looking out for ur arse(in more ways than one)
at work: ur always checking out some fine lady friends arse(and in some cases ur boss is looking out for ur ass(in the same ways bubba might

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sgt stutter · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:20 pm Post subject:

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Stevo · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:03 pm Post subject:

Bada Bing · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:06 am Post subject:

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JtH · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:49 am Post subject:

so true. im gonna start calling work prison from now on.
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