WARNING KILAAK SIGHTING

shockwave · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:31 pm Post subject: WARNING KILAAK SIGHTING

The Kilaaks have decided to invade the servers tonight.

They were spotted on TV7, and since we didn't have an admin they just ran amok. (and amok and more amok). We need to form the resistance fighters once again to kick them off this planet once and for all.
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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject:

OH NO!!

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

ok maybe not
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:35 am Post subject:

master only u will die the rest of us will fight them off and ull be the decoy that we all step behind...dont worry ur corpse wont get a nice expensive burial well just use the corpse for teh kilaaks to target

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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

As long as their vile stench stays in the realm of DoD and doesn't invade TFC, there is nothing to worry about since we all know TFC>DoD. This fighter won't worry about anything until the kilaaks start to pillage TFC again. They can keep DoD.
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powdermilkman · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:49 am Post subject:

Did i hear a cry for help...did i hear injustice being comitted upon the realm of the ville....THIS IS A JOB FOR THE VILLE's RESIDENT SUPERHERO!!!!!! POWDERMILKMAN!!!!!!!! i will stop those kilaaks but i am afraid they are to powerful and i must contact 7 of 9 and with its help we will thwart the evil monsters again.

Powder

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:08 pm Post subject:

SILEE HEWMANZ!

WI DU YOO STIL BELEEV YOO KAN STOP US?

IT IZ NOT POSSIBUL!

YOO LAK THEE UHBILITEE TU MAYNTAYN YOOR OWN SIVILIZASHUN! WEE AR THEE BREENGURZ UV PAYN! WEE WIL SHOW YOO ALL THU TROO WAY!

HEWMAN SKUM IZ THEE SKURJ UV THIS PLANUT!

JUST DIE!

Deathbringer · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:39 pm Post subject:

What??? shizzle my nizzle, dizzle.
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7of9 · Registered User Joined: 19 Jul 2002 Posts: 46

Chan · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:58 pm Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:38 pm Post subject:

Just by reading the language of both species, you can tell that their's is just a less advanced version of our's. Even if their weapons are more advanced, they will not know how to use them.

I'm coming back to DoD once again to conquer the Kilaaks! #Beer

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Simpleman · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject:

Silly kilaaks we will pwn you

amx_bury Kilaaks
then
amx_uberslap Kilaaks
then
amx_soccerball Kilaaks
and last but not least
amx_now you are screwed Kilaaks
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