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Meat Juice
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 Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:33 pm Post subject: Two Birds, One Stone |
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This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her
all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
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Bright Red Nipples
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LMAO!!!!
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IrishMan
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| Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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haha! 
thats a lot of shaggin' |
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Stevo
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Chen Kenichi
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What if he shagged a pigeon or crow or something.
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Verman
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Argh! 
Appearing nightly in the Ville Red Velvet Room.
Enjoy the show. Try the veal. Please tip your waiter. Good night.
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`RaphX
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| I didn't think he'd have had the balls to carry out his promise. |
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Potato-VS-
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| `RaphX wrote: | | I didn't think he'd have had the balls to carry out his promise. |
Id say enough we be more suiting. Lol that was funny! Hehe... I cant beliee that someone actually made that... So smart/witty... |
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