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Pornstar
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 Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:06 pm Post subject: Tha Good, Tha Bad and Tha Ugly! |
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Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. |
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Stevo
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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haha thats funny
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sgt stutter
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Funny Stuff 
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
 
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Rebel_Rouser
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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those are pretty funny 
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Bright Red Nipples
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:11 am Post subject: |
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LMAO!!!!!!!
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Pornstar
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:07 am Post subject: |
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This one actually scares due to the commonality of it today. <shudders>
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. |
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