Football Fans

Simpleman · Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:36 pm Post subject: Football Fans

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>Subject: California football. . .
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>An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego
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>and trying
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>to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
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>that she's
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>a Chargers fan.
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>She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger
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>fans.
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>Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
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>The
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>teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Jessica, why
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>didn't you raise
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>your hand?"
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>"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still
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>shocked,
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>asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
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>"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Jessica replied.
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>The teacher could not believe her ears. "Jessica, why are you a
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>49ers fan?"
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>"Because my Mom and Dad are from the bay area and my Mom is a
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>49ers fan
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>and my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too."
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>"Well, said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, that's no
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>reason
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>for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your
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>parents all of
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>the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug
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>addict and a
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>car thief, what would you be then?"
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>Jessica said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 12:01 am Post subject:

good one simple
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shockwave · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 12:02 am Post subject:

nice one simple. Now I need a joke against the cowboys, I have too many cowboy lovers at work. Personally, I am a Patriots fan.
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Pornstar · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:12 am Post subject:

powdermilkman · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:34 am Post subject:

both of yall are silly how could not support the Colts...GO MANNING!!! and no i am not one of those people who jump on the bandwagon...i have followed paytons career since he first stepped onto the field in Tenn. Plus there are other reason why i am a big manning supporter as well.

Powder

ProudWhiteTrash · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:51 am Post subject:

What are these teams you speak of ??? Chargers? Cowboys? Raiders? Are you sure your not talking about soccer?
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FragFailure · Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject:

The Canucks are simple

hosers in brown uniforms
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Pornstar · Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:21 pm Post subject:

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Bada Bing · Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:09 am Post subject:

Damn that was a good joke thx for posting it

WHy does Texas Stadium have a hole in it?

So GOD can watch the Cowboys lose too.
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Pornstar · Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:08 am Post subject: