Texan in Mexico

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:32 pm Post subject: Texan in Mexico

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called, "Cojones de Toro," bull's testicles from the bullfight this
morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come
early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes

the bull wins."

_________________

click--><eVa>SuperGreg

R.I.P Trigger Happy

MunkeyEye · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:53 pm Post subject:

yeah but why were they so small?

... oh, nm.

Monk · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:03 pm Post subject:

_________________
Amen!
<TVB>Monk - Burning HWGs since 2001.
Now located at The Pensive Penguin.

Stevo · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:40 pm Post subject:

_________________

The Official TVR Website
Fopp
Song of the Week

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:46 pm Post subject:

hehehe heard it but still a big

_________________
Over your dead body!

[HALO]cpt._Keyes · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:14 pm Post subject:

...mmmm yummy......mmmmm colorado oysters
_________________
You dont know who I am but you will instantly fall in love with my voice, chances are I will be the best thing you have heard your whole life, I am the voice of the angels.
Coast Guard Radiomen
-K.Jeffrey(cpt_Keyes)