Hehehe! I'm a sales exec for Black and White

Greebo · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 11:31 am Post subject:

Well...not really.
But I've come up with the perfect marketing plan for them - if they wanna sell more of the game then they should advertise that it's the perfect way for guys to get their gaming-hating girlfriends into gaming.
Case in point - my g/f wanted to try it cos she thought it'd be interesting to see how she turned out (good or evil).
Got this email this morning after leaving the game at her flat last night:
"I started playing Black and White as soon as you left last night [approx 9.20pm]...and I didn't stop until 7:30 this morning (!)"

Not bad for a girl who's not really played a proper computer game before. Even me doing a 10 hour session is rare!

Now that's gotta be a good reason to buy that game - keeps the girlfriend occupied while you play TFC

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thewz · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 12:01 pm Post subject:

Greebo I thought that with all the time you spend on tfc and writing ur crazy songs you don't have time to have a gf. Hey is ur gf the girl who was making out with that other girl on ur website?

God I wish I was there...nothing like 2 chicks making out. Did anyone see American Pie 2? I have never seen such a beautiful lesbian scene in any other movie ever. Ya i'm a perv

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Greebo · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 12:15 pm Post subject:

LOL
No avenger, she's neither of those girls, she's this one:
http://www.btinternet.com/~paul.godfrey5/ailsa.jpg

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thewz · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 1:58 pm Post subject:

niiice...
I see that greebo is gettin da cheese!
Just curious...are there any pics of ur g/f making out with another girl

j/k plz don't hurt me you crazy scottish hooligan!

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Ktulu · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:02 pm Post subject:

Instant wood... what a babe Greebo and as luck would have it my girlfriend walked in as soon as I clicked on the link.... I had to show her the thread to clear things fast.

thewz · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:20 pm Post subject:

Wut would ur gf think if I told her that you were posting pictures of her on a forum so that a bunch of lonely perverted ppl (us) could stare at her? Gimme her email address and we can find out

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CyC0Dad · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:36 pm Post subject:

Well now that you have her hooked you need to reel her in with The Sims. Girls luv to play house and influence peoples lives.

Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:56 pm Post subject:

heeh yeah I second that cyco my girlfriend loved sims. But she would get mad cause she always wanted them to make out and they sometimes wouldent LOL !

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:58 pm Post subject:

Oh man yes! I had an X that drove me crazy wanting to play that damn game! She'd come over to my house just to play the damn thing till I copied it and gave her the copy. SIMs is a chick-magnet, well for some. My current Woman likes to play "American MeGees: Alice" and I gave her a copy of "Black and White" but it wont run on her computer.
I actually started playing Black and White a month ago. My brother game (which only has 5 measly levels) in about a week. I was taking my time, and I got my Turtle to learn MegaBlast by the 4th level. My Turtle was neutral, but I was as evil as you can be in that game. My tower was Black and had spikes and my hand was dark red with black claws. I don't know how I got so evil. Maybe it was all the people I killed and all the other god's Kindergartens I blew up.

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thewz · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:31 pm Post subject:

heres something I learned...people don't like it when you steal the souls of their children...what's up wit dat?
Also, ppl don't like it when you steal their food and throw it in the ocean. Hell if Jesus christ came to my house and took my food to fling it into the ocean, I wouldn't mind..
And y is it that they get all pissed off when you burn down their houses??? For 350 years (game years that is) I was totally kind to them, I built up their city (they had a population of around 900 talk about horrible frame rate) and waited on them hand and foot, the only work that they did was mate (I don't see any problem wit dat) and worship me. Then I finally get tired and decide to burn down some houses and all of a sudden I'M the bad god?? wut's up wit dat?

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JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

Nice one greebs! She looks like she's even got red hair! Good taste my brother, keep up the good work and dont take her for granted. If she really loves you, she will let you have your TFC time... My gf does.

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Greebo · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:30 pm Post subject:

Lol thank you JCOM
Though the pic is misleading her hair is brown more than anything, not red.
Don't worry I don't take her for granted (how can you take someone for granted if you've been going out for 1 year 3 months (to the day...if you count right now as the 18th)

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:28 pm Post subject:

I made my Villagers get their own food, and did miracles only when i thought they really needed it. Alot of my time was spent teaching my creature how to be agressive, and how to cast the offensive spells. Once he learned MegaBlast it was on! I also constantly ran him into the other god's cities and had him MegaBlast anything he liked, which usually ended up the Town center, the store or the Kindergarten. He learned from watching me blast those structures the most.
I sacrificed people all the time, and animals, and whatever else was around for me to grab. I especially liked to sacrifice the other god's worshippers sicne it hurt him and helped me.
Then there was the great fun of creature fighting. I had the Turtle, and I had him fight that other monster as often as I could. He'd ninja-style all over their asses and he was bigger than their monsters too, by sometimes more than Twice, so the fight was over shortly. Plus I had him cast megablast and lightning on them while fighting.
I couldn't imagine playing the game any other way, everytime some little NPC would mouth off, I'd chuck him over a mountain, squash his house with a boulder, and sacrifice his skeletal remains on my altar.

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Twisted29 · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:48 pm Post subject:

Greebs, is that your flat?? Totally pimped out. Fuzzy couches, inflatable funrature...smooth...

In fact, I think I might take a little flight over and check out the place. I'll be the official US-TFC ambassidor or something....

thewz · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:49 pm Post subject:

You know what's really fun to do? Make all of your villagers breeder disciples and get ready to see the biggest orgy ever around your town center!

hehe
Another fun thing that I do is teach my munkey how to fling his poo at the villagers

A very evil thing to do is set the creche on fire.

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