Relationship Dictionary

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

This is for those of you in a relationship and/or married to that special someone! Trust me if you are single right now, take this to the heart, cause its mostly true if not entirely true:

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her
in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing"

trust me I have seen all of these terms in action. take heed men of teh ville for you will need this information! MUAHAHAHHAH!
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Azrael · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:42 am Post subject:

Damn, wish I had this thing a few years ago, I could've saved myself alot of trouble.

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cobra · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:03 pm Post subject:

been posted before.

i like it.

mmmm................. better write those ones down.

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:12 pm Post subject:

For those women who have a hard time understanding men, here are some of my launguage tools to help better understand us. . .

OK. . . .
I'll let her win this arguement because it's almost kick-off.

Sounds good. . . .
But you are doing it, not me.

I'm on my way. . .
As soon as I finish this beer and throw a few more darts.

I'll call you. . .
I'll forget.

What ever you feel like. . .
Because if I say what I want, work will be involved on my part.

No. . .
No.

You look amazing in that. . .
Let's go to the bedroom.

Phew!
Stay out of the bathroom for 30 - 45 minutes.

Hello. .
I want to have sex with you.

Oh really?
Who cares.
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cobra · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:41 pm Post subject:

roflmao

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:30 pm Post subject:

Man why did you let the cat out of the bag KRG?

Nice ones Mr.Mars

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Replica · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject: