How to tell where you are from.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:08 pm Post subject: How to tell where you are from.

How to Identify Where a Driver is From ============================================================= One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna
OKLAHOMA

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS .. MISSISSIPPI...ALABAMA....Georgia
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Fred Astaire · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:13 pm Post subject:

Man you sure did hit the nail on the head! Today i was driving with one hand on the wheel and the other giving the middle finger out the window.
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Stevo · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject:

very funny!
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IrishMan · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:37 pm Post subject:

yar! we dont have rifles in the part of texas im in, let alone a patch of woods for about an hours drive...

Mulder · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:53 pm Post subject:

good stuff

Blue Ruler · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:54 pm Post subject:

Both hands of the steering wheel while holding Tim Hortons coffee in one and dunking donuts with the other, both legs wrapped around steering wheel, quick sharp turns in order to cut of other cars so you can we first to cross the border stateside.
CANADA

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sharkbyte · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:42 pm Post subject:

gj Roof.
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:41 pm Post subject:

Speaking of guns...I was just spraying my rifle down with oil

And isn't it strange how you CAPPED ARKANSAS MISSISSIPPI ALABAMA but not Georgia.....Besides I only drive fourwheelers and it wasn't my sister it was the dog.....dummy

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:39 am Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:15 am Post subject:

MuLiShA · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:35 am Post subject:

LA is one hand on wheel, other hand with a cell phone, foot on accelerator cutting across everywhere.
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:58 am Post subject:

The part of Texas I'm in is better described as:

One hand on wheel, one hand digging around for objects in the backseat, alternating between the brake and accelerator as you tap your feat to a rap/rock song being played as loud as possible, cradeling a cell phone, talking to everybody else in the car, and cutting everyone you possibly can off, because we all know how important you are.

BTW Mcdonald's sucks. Wendy's for life!
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