[Mr.Kason Allen]

This will go down as my joke of the year
Me laughs long and hard


> > > News Anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR Reporter Cokie
> > Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day
> > when they were captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led to the
> > village and brought before the chief.
> > >
> > > The chief said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the
> > condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last
> > requests?"
> > >
> > > Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
> > hot, spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned
> > with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
> > >
> > > Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of
> > is my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to
> > sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead,
> > we're listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in
> > peace."
> > >
> > > Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
> > tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
> > Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the
> > end." The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and
> > Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
> > >
> > > The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final
> > wish?"
> > >
> > > "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
> > >
> > > "What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
> > >
> > > "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
> > Marine.
> > >
> > > So the chief shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The
> > Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from
> > his waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he
> > leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the
> > cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were dead or fleeing for
> > their lives.
> > >
> > > As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you
> > just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"
> > >
> > > "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you assholes call ME the
> > aggressor???"
> > >


Yall Come back now ya hear? HEYUCK
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[Mr.Kason Allen]

Rawr me no likey Dan Rather or the other 2 evil bastages...they are teh silleh monkies and need to be thrown in small cages....very very small cages.....then have the other animals (notice "Other") gather aound and beat them with the magic stick

Notice the edit button young one
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[Mr.Kason Allen]

I got home from schoooooolllllll YAY
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[Mr.Kason Allen]

LoL it was actually pretty good....Strange I've never said that in my entire life
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[Mr.Kason Allen]

If that dragon isn't stoned out by now.....
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[JEHU]

Pretty funny.
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""Throw her down!" Jehu said. So they threw her down, and some of her blood spattered the wall and the horses as they trampled her underfoot." 2 Kings 9:33

[KillerRoofcutter]

LMAO LMAO HAHHAHAHHAHHAH funny stuff lol. Talking about school I start on sept 2nd AHHHHH MANNNN... Middle School here I come Great I have homeroom English Social Studies Band Science P E Math starting at 7:35 to 1:55 Great at least I get out earlier than 3:10 but also start earlier....
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PICKACHU GOT OWNED!

[Turbo!]

Are we talking about skool now?

well i start on the 2nd tambien

i have: Spanish, ap english, world history, ap math, video production, band, contemporary world conflict, health, jazz band, and some other classes i swaer i didnt sign up for.

bah poo on skool (my friend did that on our rival skoool )
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*Props to Mad-Hammer on the Sig*

R.I.P. Blue: Gone But Never Forgotten

[sharkbyte]

That was pretty good, Kason.
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