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FragFailure
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:10 am    Post subject: The Llama Creed Reply with quote

The next time you run into a S.O.B. on a server. Understand where they are coming from...


1. Playing a game for fun is not possible. Everyone knows that any mod of HL is life and death. If you have a bad round it's necessary to throw a piece of computer equipment. Failure is unacceptable and not tolerated under any circumstances. It doesn't matter if it's a game "allegedly" for fun and you don't get paid to play.

2. It's necessary to tell anyone worse than you that they aren't as good as you. Make sure the rookie knows that he can't hold your jock. Make 'em cry to their mommy.

3. If someone is better than you. Never admit it that they are. Accuse them of cheating!

4. Make sure that any death you may have is attributed to lag and or a lucky shot by the enemy who killed you. Better yet, blame it on your team's incompetance.

5. Pick the most offensive name possible. It's necessary to "get off" on offending other players.

6. Blocking doorways, respawn camping, and flag holding is considered a source of entertainment. If I'm not good enough to compete then I must ruin. Those other players aren't worthy of the flag or fun.

7. Spam the text or voicechat with words that would make a sailor blush.


Violators will feel the wrath of an admin.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, #4 is soooo fitting.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:16 am    Post subject: Re: The Llama Creed Reply with quote

FragFailure wrote:


4. Make sure that any death you may have is attributed to lag



But all my deaths ARE from lag
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno I would say 1/6 of my deaths are from lag im usually pinging around 300-400 on a good day and about 600-1000 on a bad one
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blown65 wrote:
LOL, #4 is soooo fitting.


So is #3 ooorgle
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

recently my deaths are from mental lag.... derrr
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gizanked wrote:
recently my deaths are from mental lag.... derrr


Recently? I thought it was all of them.
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