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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:20 am    Post subject: Snoring Reply with quote

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.

“Yeah right!” she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk for being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to the dog’s testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, “I don’t know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!”

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl good one
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Again, quite humorous.
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