[RF]

You might be a newbie if... (please fill in)

1. You build an sg in the spawn room
2. You drown in cz2
3. You get fragged by a sniper while standing and looking at a porno spray.
4. You wonder why people keep calling you a camper and you dont even own a tent.
5. Someone tells you to type the cheat "kill" in the console, then complain that someone killed you while you were entering it.
6 . You complain about spies because you try to type "kill" again in your respawn.

[Bada Bing]

LOL I am no newb but I still have not figured out all the water levels I still drown sometimes doh doh

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[Thom Yorke Obliterator]

Hey, I just built an SG in a spawn room about 10 minutes ago! Thanks for destroying what's left of my self-esteem, RocketFly. Actually, you could argue that the SG in respawn is a legitimate tactic, especially on Warpath.

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[John Doe]

I remember the days as a noob, I think I am guilty of some of those.....

[Ktulu]

You might be a newbie if...

1.You call everyone who kills you a cheater.
2.Everyone Kills You.
3.You call for a medic in the respawn room.
4.Refuse to use your medpack on the enemy because you don't want to give them extra health.
5.Try to use your medpack to infect an enemy sentry gun.
6.You spy check everyone, including the guy carrying the enemy flag.
7.Your porn collection is other peoples sprays.
8.You're wearing Pokemon underwear.
9.You try to snipe incoming rockets.
10.Your the first person in TFC history to see a "GAME OVER" screen.

[LaraCroft]

If you play sniper.
If you are a sniper who takes the grenade bag.
If you take all the bags.
If you don't know what the rr, fr, or choke points are.
If you are infected and stand at choke points.
If you can't do a decent weapon jump.
If you think that your rank on a website determines your skill!

I could go on but I am tired and I have to study for finals. gn, frag ya later.

[Greebo]

If you call any class a sign of being a newbie.


What's rr and fr????

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[LilBigCip]

RR=RAmp Room FR=Flag Room I can't believe you didn't know that u silly gooses.

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[LaraCroft]

rr- ramp room
fr- flag room

I thought most people knew what those were. My bad.

But I still say snipers are for newbs. Its just too easy to point a dot and release IMO. I don't think they really contribute alot to a team, they are too weak for O and D. Not that they can't be useful on some maps, but a good soldier is 100x more effective on like 99% of maps out there than a sniper could ever be. And this is comming from someone who used to play sniper as a main class way back in the day, like back when the HW and Demo had 4 Mirvs.

no offense intended on earlier post btw.

[Demented Avenger]

1-If you shoot at an engie when he is trying to repair your armour.
2-Shoot at any moving target even if they are on your team.
3-If you don't know what the console is.
4-If you don't know what the "~" is.
5-Have to ask where the "~" is.
6-Don't know what a detpack is.
7-Don't know that there are 3 levels to an SG.
8-Don't know you can upgrade a fellow engie's SG.
9-Don't know you can repair teamates armour as an engie.
10-Shoot a teamates MG instead of upgrading it.
11-Play the game like TFC is a deathmatch like Q3 or UT.
12-Stand at choke points as an HW so your team can't advance or retreit.
13-Think HaXoR langauge is cool to use while using in game chat or in TFC forums.
14-Say that HW's are a newb class.

Thats all for now but I will come up with some others shortly.



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[Greebo]

Oooh ooh I got one!
If you mouth on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
about how great you and your clan are in the forums.

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[CyC0Dad]

1. You beat a level 1 Sg for 5 minutes without getting any packs.
2. You ask what a dispenser is for.
3. You shoot someone back for spychecking you.
4. You keep shooting your spy even though you saw him change color.
5. You accuse someone on your team of cheating because they can change color.
6. You run back to the respawn when infected.
7. You ask how to set a detpack.
8. You don't spycheck a sniper running towards your frontline.
9. You do spycheck the "NME" sniper coming from behind your lines.
10. You build a SG right next to or in front of an existing SG.

[ This Message was edited by: CyCoDad on 2001-12-13 10:00 ]

[erba_knoff]

1. You are sniper and take Flag...
2. You are trying to shot the turrets


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[OSU Snipe Shocker]

Not to ruin the fun and frivality of the post. But I think any one that Is a sniper can tell you its not a newb class. Next time I see lara out on the ville I'm gonna snipe the hell outta her NOOB ass

PS-I've been playing TFC for about 2 years now, and I am not by any accoubts a NOOB
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[ This Message was edited by: OSU Snipe Shocker on 2001-12-13 11:43 ]

[DukeNukem]