Bastard Test

SpeCies · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 11:41 am Post subject: Bastard Test

Are you a Bastard. Could you be one and not know it ? Take the test and post your results.....

Take the Test and see

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SpeCies · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 11:45 am Post subject:

The results are in. You are certifiably:

48% bastard!
27% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
31% (more bastard than you)
66% (less bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.

Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.

Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.

Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell
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The Nanite · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 11:50 am Post subject:

51% bastard!
29% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
25% (more bastard than you)
73% (less bastard than you)
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 11:54 am Post subject:

I don't know why but I actually wiffed my pits. . .they do not reek.

47% Bastard

#Beer

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 12:19 pm Post subject:

I didn't realize I was such a bastard, 53% bastard.
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DJ George · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 12:36 pm Post subject:

30%/17%
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sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:09 pm Post subject:

Well...right now I have the lead.

60% bastard!
34% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
13% (more bastard than you)
86% (less bastard than you)
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GellyRoll · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:26 pm Post subject:

lol i toke that test cause i was bored and i got 37% bastard
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sgt stutter · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:30 pm Post subject:

Sorry Shark:

The results are in. You are certifiably:

67% bastard!

38% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
7% (more bastard than you)
93% (less bastard than you)

Honest
25% bastard!
14% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
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Beast · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject:

Hmmm... im only 27% Bastard. 14% Tard. Guess thats why people like me. 0.o
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Usually Dead · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:36 pm Post subject:

The results are in. You are certifiably:

16% bastard!
9% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)

I answered all those questions truthfully. Just ask Gelly or MPI.
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GellyRoll · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:40 pm Post subject:

sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:58 pm Post subject:

sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:59 pm Post subject:

Chan · Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 2:25 pm Post subject:

7% bastard, 4% tard.

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