Golf anyone?

Chan · Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:53 pm Post subject: Golf anyone?

A preist went out golfing, as he was about to tee up, A man came from behind him and asked if he could join the priest in a game of golf. The preist agreed and let the man go ahead of him.

The man went and teed up shot the ball and it curved far off to the left.

The man went "God d**n F*** it I missed!" At that moment, the preist came up to him and said, "Sir, please don't use that language around me, I am a man of the cloth and something bad could happen." The man agreed and they went on to the next tee.

The man teed up again and shot the ball making it go far off to the right this time. Again the man went "God d**n F*** it I missed!" The preist looked at him and asked him to watch his mouth again as something bad could happen, and the man apologized saying he takes golf very seriously.

So they went to the 3rd hole and teed up again. The man teed and shot the ball to the left again and again the man went "God d**n F*** it I missed!" All of a sudden a thunder bolt came down from the sky and struck the preist dead. The man looked around in shock, then he heard a voice in the clouds, "God d**n F*** it I missed!"

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