Aussie Questions...

OS · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:46 am Post subject: Aussie Questions...

Hey guys

I've been busy with an article for an Australian magazine over here, and I'm nearly done, just gotta proof-read it/reformat it/ect, ect, ect... But I've done the bulk of it.

Anyways, I'll get to the point...the question was:

"15 reasons why Australia is the best nation"

Keep in mind this is for a guys magazine, and it's meant to be FUNNY!!

I was just wondering what you guys thought about Oz.

Oh, and Aussie is the best country/nation, not the US or Canada, so let's keep this about Aus, k?

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:04 am Post subject:

I'm a bit confused. I'm not sure what your asking OS. Do you want US to give the reasons or is there a link in there that I didn't catch?
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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:26 am Post subject:

Turkey sucks. (Inside joke.)
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SpeCies · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:20 am Post subject:

Well as far as questions go, here are a few heard from Bill Clinton's last visit to Oz.

"Things Overheard During Clinton's Visit to Australia"

10. "G'day, Tubby!"
9. "That Clinton bloke does more flip-flopping than a drunk platypus!"
8. "I'll take two dozen Quarter Pounders with Vegemite"
7. "Isn't it cute -- that kangaroo's carrying George Stephanopoulos
around in her pouch!"
6. "Mr. Clinton forgot his passport. Will his "Hooters" V.I.P. card do?"
5. "The President says he'd like to meet some 'Aborigine chicks'"
4. "You're right, sir. That boomerang does look a little bit like a
giant french fry"
3. "No, Mr. President, I'd rather not see your 'land from down under'"
2. "Okay, I know 'Foster's' is Australian for 'beer,' but what's
Australian for 'hooker?'"
1. "Oh my goodness! He just ate a koala!"
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John Doe · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:39 pm Post subject:

Well OS, the only think that comes to mind when I think of Oz is Waltzing Matilda.

sgt stutter · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:07 pm Post subject:

The WIGGLES

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SpeCies · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:14 pm Post subject:

Makes you wanna sing along... Oh No, WTF, Subliminal messages

John Doe · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:34 pm Post subject:

OS, I forgot one, I also think of wickedweasle when I think of the land down under.

Also, men at work comes to mind as a band. (I didnt say a good one)

Angus and AC/DC?

Australlia also has the biggest Abba fan club and thats just disturbing.

oh, and dont forget the bushtucker man! Now thats a hat !

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FragFailure · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:49 pm Post subject:

uh...
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OS · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:36 am Post subject:

Haha!! That site AGAIN DK

Don't worry anymore guys, I've sent the article in, but thanks for your suggestions.

Pornstar · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:52 am Post subject:

<------ Yes pheer my avatar!

Yes Pornstar is a very big fan of the Wicked Weasel. Even have a link in my Favorites to their web site.

Dahak · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:53 am Post subject:

steve irwin!

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OS · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:56 am Post subject:

Not really

Why does everyone like Steve Irwin in the USA? Like, 2 people like him over here...his movie didn't even make it to the cinemas...