More Iraqi Information Minister P.R. Blunders

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Here are some great quotes from the I.I.M. This is only the truth...

This last Saturday...

"There was no outage on the Ville website. You infidels are going crazy in the head. Our server never crashes. Maybe you should check your router and modem before I hit you with the bottom of my shoe!"

The Failed Kilaak Invasion of the Ville

"We Kilaaks were victorious. We beat those humans time and time again. Our leader, The Kilaak Kommander is a great and fair leader. The pictures that the biased human Ville servers showed us losing are lies. The Kilaaks will roast your bison in hell because you lie."

The bad hop in Texas to TV1 for us West Coast players...

"We know that there are no bad hops in Texas. It is that silly American Danno's fault. Danno is lagging you all on purpose. He is running bad programs to slow all of you down! That 37 ms jump in your ping is just a silly illusion placed by Danno to take the blame off of him. God willing, President Saddam will remove all of his evil lag in ONE hour!"

The fans jumping the railings at US Cellular field and attacking players and umpires...

"I didn't see any fan attack any player. Next question you stupid American."

To the Detroit fans who saw the Wings get swept, the Lions lose as usual, the Pistons on the brink of elimination, the Tigers at 3-20, and the city looking like a junkyard.

"Detroit is the greatest city on earth. Our buildings downtown are filled to 100% capacity. There is no crime. You reporters make that up. All four of a sports teams won the championship this year. Marty Morningweg is the greatest coach ever in football. God willing, he will even give the other team the football to start overtime to prove it!. The Tigers are the best baseball team ever assembled. I would never lie to you. We turn people away form Comerica Park every single day. It is truly better than Wrigley Field. Curtis Joseph was the Conn Smythe winner as they swept every team as usual to the Detroit Cup. We win every year so we don't call it the Stanley Cup anymore."

To the Boston Red Sox fans...

"There is no curse of Babe Ruth! Bill Buckner was our MVP when we had a glorious victory over those dog NY Mets in 1986."

Miami before Hurrican Andrew in 1992

"We expect a beautiful day at the beach to praise our great leader Saddam. There are no storms coming this way. I don't care what your radar says. It lies. I am not worried. We are perfectly safe."[/quote]
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Whatever · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:38 am Post subject:

ROFLOL! Good stuff!
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(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:17 pm Post subject:

I absolutely love this guy.
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Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:38 pm Post subject:

I miss Bagdad Bob!!!!
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