1 millionth of a second?

Demented Avenger · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 7:24 pm Post subject:

I was browsing the forums and saw this at the bottom of the forum page and laughed my ass off.

phpBB Created this page in 4.610934 seconds.

Is it really neccasary to tell me to the (holds pinky to lips)one millionth of a second how fast this page loaded? Isn't a thousandth of a second plent enough information? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Sorry, just being a smart ass and I am bored at work.

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Maian · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 8:12 pm Post subject:

LOL, that funny Avenger. The pinky thing is hilarious. Oh, and on the topic of Austin Powers, does anyone know when AP3 is coming out? Oh, but there are a few bad points to it. I've heard that Beyonce (of Destiny's Child), and even Britney Spears is going to come out on that movie. Sux huh? Oh well, I'll probably still go see it, just cause Mike Meyers is hilarious.

Oh, and by the way, that thing usually tells me that the page was created in 0.107654 seconds or something like that, but in reality, it takes like 5 seconds to load. Bah, I guess they just like to feel important.

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 8:18 pm Post subject:

"La-ser"

teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

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Demented Avenger · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 11:30 pm Post subject:

phpBB Created this page in 0.195516 seconds.

Can anyone beat that?

Oh it's good to be home on my own computer.

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Twisted29 · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 12:17 am Post subject:

I must have entered the forums a good two dozen times. I can't beat 0.2. Darn it! This means I have to go buy a new computer!

'Will someone throw me a frickin' bone here?'

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OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

well, u guys r lucky, i have o@h cable, but i live in sydney, australia, so it's more like 1.786935 or something 4 me...........

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Nathan111 · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:02 am Post subject:

phpBB Created this page in 0.192162 seconds.
here my comp is kinda fast* i have broadband @home it meeses up and i have to mess wit it

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thewz · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 7:57 pm Post subject:

.897534
Beat that everyone!

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Demented Avenger · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 8:12 pm Post subject:

Nathan111's 0.192162 is still winning. the_avenger may need to review his math. LOL

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Bakuryu · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 8:30 pm Post subject:

Not to belittle anyone, but mine loads in .1567832 seconds. My friend's r pissed at me now too because I let them try playing on my pc. They didn't anticipate that a 23" monitor or a 1.1 gigahertz processor with a smooth DSL connection could affect gameplay. The benefits of having connections in the PC industry are endless

thewz · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 9:52 pm Post subject:

oops meant .089754
HAHA now beat that one!

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Twisted29 · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:27 pm Post subject:

Hey Bak, what kind of 'connections' are these and how can I buy some of them? I really could use some of that processor speed, you're over doubling me! Not Fair!

Pornstar · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:43 pm Post subject:

What the hell exactly is the purpose of this post. I just don't understand.

Oh mine was 4.609390. Crap and thats going across a T3!

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2001 12:45 am Post subject:

0.127922 seconds

Must be my cable connection being slow, I know for a fact my computer isn't. Duel 1.4Ghz processors, but I only have a 21 inch flat screen HD monitor, no 23 inches for me, wouldnt fit in the space I have.

I know I know, "Wow Powers why the hell do you have that much power?!"
well you would too if you had to do 3D rendering and video editing on it and don't want it to take a couple hours.

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