Rejected Story Ideas

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:47 pm Post subject: Rejected Story Ideas

I think the Golden Books part is hilarious. Enjoy

REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can MO - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F#$@ Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants

REJECTED LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert
4. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I Can It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious Geroge and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic Work Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man In the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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Usually Dead · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:06 pm Post subject:

I read all those.

(LOL!!!!)
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Chen Kenichi · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Rejected Story Ideas

sgt stutter · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:24 pm Post subject:

shockwave · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:36 pm Post subject:

powdermilkman · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 12:01 am Post subject:

"25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

can't we all just get along

Powdermilkman
giving kids of anzio, caen2, and avalanche powdered milk since January 2003

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 12:06 am Post subject:

I can never read another children's book again.

shockwave · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:18 am Post subject:

DukeNukem · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:37 pm Post subject:

Nips that is soooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehe
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:19 pm Post subject:

PondScm007 · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:20 pm Post subject:

lmao nice
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