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Bada Bing Registered User
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:16 pm Post subject: LOL.... |
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Wile E. Coyote of Burglars
2000 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin
(1 August 1999, California) 22-year-old Myner broke into a Los Angeles home at 3AM on Sunday, only to be confronted by the homeowner, an armed police officer, who fired when he saw the glint of a weapon in the intruder's hand. Myner realized he was in trouble and attempted to flee the scene, but succeeded only in stumbling painfully into a bed of cactus, where he lost his knife. After freeing himself from the prickly plants, he headed over the fence, a decorative wrought-iron barrier that speared him cruelly in the groin as he hurtled over to the sidewalk. Despite these blunders, he managed to escape, but was apprehended later that morning when he sought treatment for his injuries at the Anaheim Memorial Hospital. Sgt. Joe Vargas summed up his adventures by saying, "It wasn't a good night."
For more tails about stupidity go to http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-03.html _________________
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sgt stutter Server Admin
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:02 am Post subject: |
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I love the Darwin Awards
Stupid People=Funny Stuff. _________________
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Replica Server Admin
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:04 am Post subject: |
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i coudl only read so much of that book, made me laugh too hard.. the honorable mention ones are the best because although theya re dumb theya re still alive to be mocked forever _________________ |
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Darwin Awards r teh Roxors . I read those on occasion and can't believe the ignorance we have in this world. What else is there to do but LOL. _________________
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SpeCies Registered User
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Where does "Honor amoung thieves" fall here ? They really need to make a t.v show out of this to air right after the show COP's _________________ http://www.nosmacktards.com |
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GellyRoll Registered User
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Typh00n Registered User
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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sgt stutter wrote: | I love the Darwin Awards
Stupid People=Funny Stuff. | our teacher let u aslook at them in school. best class in a while. |
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SpeCies Registered User
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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What about Pron ? It's your god giving duty as a healthy american heterosexual to get a dose of pron once a day
Typh00n wrote: | sgt stutter wrote: | I love the Darwin Awards
Stupid People=Funny Stuff. | our teacher let u aslook at them in school. best class in a while. |
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Bada Bing Registered User
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:15 am Post subject: |
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SpeCies wrote: | Where does "Honor amoung thieves" fall here ? They really need to make a t.v show out of this to air right after the show COP's |
Hell yeah that would be cool.I can't remember if its The LEarning Channel or the Discovery Channel has a show that basically just has the stupidest things people do caught on tape its hella funny _________________
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SpeCies Registered User
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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I think I know the show Bada Bing, "Caught on Tape"- Americas Dummist Criminals or something along these lines. I do enjoy shows like this. The show "Cops" is getting to staged
Bada Bing wrote: | SpeCies wrote: | Where does "Honor among thieves" fall here ? They really need to make a t.v show out of this to air right after the show COP's |
Hell yeah that would be cool.I can't remember if its The LEarning Channel or the Discovery Channel has a show that basically just has the stupidest things people do caught on tape its hella funny |
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