Where the hell are all the women???

Vicoden

I live in Wisconsin ( I know it sucks) and went to some Milwaukee bars the last two weekends. The guy/girl ratio was like 10 - 1, what the hell. Its like one big freakn sausage party! Wisconsin is famous for its fat cheese gobbling women, but even those are becoming hard to come by. Rumors float around the bar about places like Chicago and Florida having the exact opposite ratio....is this true?

How is a guy suppose to sew his oats when out of 100 people there are only maybe 5 single girls and four of those you have to roll in flour.

Sincerely,
Single and pissed off about the selection

Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:20 pm Post subject:

Man... that must have felt like a testicle festival... =/
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Pound and a half here in some parts of NC, you got to find the spot one way or another.. Talk about that being "Enough for Bofus"

MuLiShA · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:34 pm Post subject:

Ahhhh socal.
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Replica · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject:

i snagged up a cute lil famr girl and damn is she cute,s orry about the sausage party in wisconsin though...
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FragFailure · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:40 pm Post subject:

The Chicago rumor is defintely false. If you see women in a bar. It's because they are with their boyfriend. It's because they are couples. Unless your idea of fun is going to downtown Chicago, paying $10 cover, $15 parking or cab, $7 drinks, no room to walk anywhere, and some of the biggest materilistic phonies you'll find.
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:19 am Post subject:

Austin Texas. .

3 - 7 male to female ratio.

My house. . .

1 - 2 male to female ratio. .

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thewz · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 3:59 pm Post subject:

Gelly aren't you like 13? OMG STATIATORY RAPE!

Trigger Happy · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject:

hahhahaahha vic is horny hahhahahhahah
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