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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:49 pm    Post subject: English Warriors Reply with quote

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the
French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters,
the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason
English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't
show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown
pants."
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

then they must also wear white shirts.

English soldier wrote:
My what a white shirt you are wearing.


French soldier wrote:
It is easier to surrender with.

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