Why its great to be a guy.

John Doe · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:00 pm Post subject: Why its great to be a guy.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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Stevo · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:06 pm Post subject:

lol

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Replica · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:28 pm Post subject:

so very very true...
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gindapoo · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:54 pm Post subject:

This one will be read to my calculus students tomorrow morning. hehe
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Usually Dead · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:52 am Post subject:

cobra · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:05 am Post subject:

hehe nice one JD

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bobins · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:10 am Post subject:

a good laugh b4 work.. just what was needed.

well im off to work. cya..

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The Nanite · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:03 am Post subject:

My girlfriend's response:

Your last name stays put. Well your last name stays put if you're a chick unless you are a Neanderthal.

The garage is all yours. What garage? (don't forget I live in the city and don't have a car)

Wedding plans take care of themselves. I will NEVER marry anyone who isn't a partner in planning the wedding. NEVER.

Chocolate is just another snack. hmmmmmm, Chocolate.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. OK you got me on this one.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. Probably, but maybe they are just good liars.

The world is your urinal. This is repulsive behavior. Who would go out with a guy who pees in the street?

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. OK, you can stand, but your aim still sucks.

Same work, more pay. Grrr......

Wrinkles add character. Character, shmaracter.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. .....

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Ok you got me on this one.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. Puh-lease! (she hates it when I do that)

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. I'm all man from the ankles down. (she doesn't really wear heels, mostly flats)

One mood, ALL the time. This is BULLSHIT! Just because you don't have a period doesn't mean you don't have moods .. who does all the raping and pillaging?

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Some.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. No arguement

You can open all your own jars. I get about 90%, so for the extra 10% I need a weeny?

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Not in my book.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Depends on what they do.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You've can find women's underwear this cheap. (she won't wear the ville thong, can't figure out why)

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. I agree. I own about 3 pairs I wear all the time.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Hmm.... I'm skeptical. (lefty lousey right?)

You almost never have strap problems in public . Yes but when you bend over your butt crack hangs out.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. What's an iron?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. The combover is deadly, promise me, you'll never do it.

You don't have to shave below your neck. Yes that shaving your legs shit is for the birds. Can't stop myself.

Your belly usually hides your big hips. I'm very excited ....

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. I agree on this too for everyone! (she only has 3 purses)

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. OK, I'm a little girly with nails. But gnarly guy nails are gross

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. I like mine. (she's joking)

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. That's mostly because some stupid woman has done all fo the shopping for you. I had a boyfriend ones who was such a cheap ass that he bought toothbrushes, yes toothbrushes!!! for his whole family. Loser.
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Stevo · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:11 am Post subject:

Typh00n · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: Why its great to be a guy.

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:24 pm Post subject:

Lol, those are so very true

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cobra · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:28 pm Post subject:

Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:37 pm Post subject:

Dang I got that E-mail like back in November or something. Spam mail must not be able to get around very fast LOL.