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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:22 pm    Post subject: Dearest Dad ! Reply with quote

The best I can do . . .

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:

For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Bubba
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't this joke posted before?

Anyways funny stuff
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now there's an idea.


tee hee hee
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It could of been Avenger, I don't know. There are so many that get passed around now aday's it's hard to find an original

Thewz wrote:
Wasn't this joke posted before?

Anyways funny stuff

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errr...isn't Avenger thewz?


Anyways, that's a pretty good one
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No... Thewz is Avenger

OS wrote:
Errr...isn't Avenger thewz?


Anyways, that's a pretty good one

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