New Math

SpeCies · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 4:49 pm Post subject: New Math

What is 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and....

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far:

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.

INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you.......it is definitely working for me.

I think I have found inner peace. I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I have started.

Today I finished two bags of potato chips, a cherry pie, a fifth of Crown Royal, a small box of chocolate candy and slapped the living shit out of someone I don't like.

I feel better already.

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Fred Astaire · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 4:51 pm Post subject:

that was very funny species, thanks for sharing

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cobra · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 4:51 pm Post subject:

Gamepro65 · Registered User Joined: 02 Dec 2001 Posts: 710

LOL i saw that a while ago for got about it tho

thx for bringing back old memories

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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:05 pm Post subject:

V I O L E N C E

22 + 9 + 15 + 12 + 5 + 14 + 3 + 5 = 85%

P A C I F I S M

16 + 1 + 3 + 9 + 6 + 9 + 19 + 13 = 76%

As you can see, neither will get you very far in life, but if you add them together....!

85 + 76 = 161% !!!

See how much better you could do in life if you joined the peacemakers?

Violent Pacifist, the ruler of all humanity
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SpeCies · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 7:54 pm Post subject:

LOL! isn't life grand!

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject:

M O N G O O S E
13 15 14 7 15 15 19 5 = 103%

PondScm007 · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:42 pm Post subject:

why did you stick that random comment about what you did today at the end of the joke lol
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KopiKat · Registered User Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 923

K A T = 11+1+20 = 44

K A T x2 = KopiKat = 88% :p

-KK
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:59 pm Post subject:

B R I G H T R E D N I P P L E S

You do the math

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SpeCies · Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:25 pm Post subject:

That was just an example of the "Inner Peace" the author of this joke found after he did the math work-

I=9n=14n=14e=5r=18 P=16e=5a=1c=3e=5 (90) Lowest score for such a relaxing term

Warhammer · Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:16 am Post subject:

WARHAMMER = 23+1+18+8+1+13+13+5+18 = 100!
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