Tech Upgrades and Tech Support for Wives

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

This one is for all the wives out there!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
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JohnCarter, Warlord of Mars

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:15 pm Post subject:

LMAO!!!! I read that a long time ago. My wife still brings it up on occasions. However I am no longer a new OS. I fear I may upgraded soon, tee hee hee.
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

Blown · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:24 pm Post subject:

I upgraded my wifes hardware. Best 3500 bucks I ever spent.

The Nanite · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:25 pm Post subject:

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

WOOTAGE! I have the latest wife upgrades. the beauty of it if a new one is released, she automatically updates... As far as the hardware... well it took me a long time to shop around and find the perfect combination. Now all it takes is a few weekly firmware updates and shes purring like a kitten.
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Blown · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:33 pm Post subject:

Dont even get me started on firmware. I try and upload firmware on a constant basis, but sometime she just isnt receptive.

The Nanite · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject:

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:37 pm Post subject:

cobra · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 1:22 pm Post subject:

Verman · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:13 pm Post subject:

Hamese · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:06 pm Post subject:

Blown · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:45 pm Post subject:

hoaxie · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject:

OMG! Too funny!
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

The Nanite · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 5:49 pm Post subject:

cobra · Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 5:51 pm Post subject: