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Chan Registered User
Joined: 01 Nov 2001 Location: In a pool of cess Posts: 2311
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:01 pm Post subject: Canada Pride |
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Eh?
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.
We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."
Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!? _________________
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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lol |
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Kazebari Official Mall Ninja
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Lil-Yugi Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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Chan your sig... LOL |
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Mr.Kason Allen Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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im glad i dont chew gum _________________ Over your dead body! |
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Chan Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Mr.Kason Allen wrote: | im glad i dont chew gum |
Gum chewer->
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cobra Server Admin
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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haha _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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PondScm007 Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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rofl _________________ my pic host-age died!
BR, yo |
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Dominator Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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BAHAHAHHA!!!
Great joke chan, i think ive heard that one before though _________________
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Secret Agent Man Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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lol good one.. my mom liked it hehe _________________ if you think thats a soldier behind you? think
agian, or my knife will be in your back.
aa, oshiete sensei-san |
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