Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary...

John Doe

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

I think Billy-bob was from Huntsville myself

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MunkeyEye · Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:46 pm Post subject:

Lol!

Here's another "3 people" joke....

3 guys walk into a bar - a priest, a pedophile, and a crack dealer. Oops, sorry, that's still the first guy!

cobra · Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:43 pm Post subject:

hoaxie · Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 9:58 pm Post subject:

You guys are too much!

BTW... Cobra, I just clicked on your long live the Ville.

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:35 pm Post subject:

good jokes

cobra · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:12 am Post subject:

Paddyjack · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:21 am Post subject:

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:52 am Post subject:

Could someone send me that. I couldn't figure out how to d/l it last time. I have so much stuff compiled from the Ville, it would be a shame to not have that. *Single tear rolls down my cheek* Oh the memories

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The cool thing is I can name off almost all the names with the faces now

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John Doe · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 11:11 am Post subject:

sniff, sniff. I just watched it too. First time in a long time, glad to see it wasnt lost.

I saved it BRN, track me down and I will get it to you.

JD
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cobra · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:03 pm Post subject:

for the ones who want the flash, you can download it here:

TVflash
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OS · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:13 pm Post subject:

Awesome!! I hadn't seen that before

But, yah, I know nearly everyone too

That is KRG next to the skeleton, right?

Did anyone else watch it a few times just to find their name? I did...

Ameanman · Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject:

*Gasp!*

*tear to my eyess*

i remember those days

My Personal Insanity

hoaxie · Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 5:21 pm Post subject: