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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when all of a sudden the worm everyone seems to have forgotten about tosses a holy hand grenade at them
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Evil Engie that was chicken was very hungry so he ate the worm for dinner!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then remembering that no <TVB> EvilENG exisited he called CyCoDad who slew him and then banned him forever and a day!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but there wasn't a evil engie to turn into a chicken.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then borg was transformed into a chicken and he ate the worm!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But Borg, using the collective mind, called for a massive assimilation run on theville.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But before the assimilation began, a small bunny killed Borg by biting his neck off
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But as Borg respawns he sends the command to begin assimilation and makes it so if he dies again the assimilation doesn't stop.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But then the map changes to spaceball, and borg floats away untill he falls to the hard invisible barrier that seems to be in space all of a sudden and blows up into a pile of gibs
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the gibs float in the air, the killaks came and chewed it up like pork chops.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile, back at Roof's house, Omega walks in on Bada and Roof going at it again...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And he promptly joins in
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh you...


But he does not enjoy it, because he prefers chics.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But he decides to give it a second try, just in case he was mistaken and hasty in his judgement!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So he has another go, but he hates it, and decides he is definately not gay!
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