[Chan]

Human: Robert E. Lee
THANOS: That Robert is an interesting guy.
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Human: Seh?
THANOS: That sounds very lovely.

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Human: Are you a homophobe?
THANOS: Am I a homophobe? Only when it matters.

*The beat stick of the policitcal correctness group bashes THANOS in*

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Human: There is a snake in my boot.
THANOS: Hmmm..... Tell me more about it.

Human: No
THANOS: ....I guess its your decision.
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Human: You got man boobs?
THANOS: No I don't think I have any man boobs. But I do have A collection of gossip.
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[Replica]

Human: are you a stat whore?
THANOS: Am I a stat whore? Yes.

Human: do you see anything wrong with that?
THANOS: I see a computer nerd.

Human: but chan isn't here
THANOS: Interesting. What is chan?

Human: he is the mad spammer
THANOS: I did not know is it.


Human: little known, but true
THANOS: Compare that to a big known but true.\

Human: if it were big known and true, then his name would be hoaxie
THANOS: It could be true I suppose.

Human: she says she is back, what do you think?
THANOS: What else is she?

.... i didn't bother answering any more....
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[hoaxie]

Human: What is your definition of a cheater?
THANOS: How do you like the weather in A deep cavern?

Human: I have never been in a deep cavern.
THANOS: Can you imagine being in a deep cavern?

Human: Can you imagine responding to the longest word in the dictionary?
THANOS: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.

Human: antidisestablishmentarianism
THANOS: It is the longest word in the English language.

Human: I believe I told you that...
THANOS: Oh yeah...I think I remember that....

Human: in a round about way.
THANOS: Describe your surroundings.

Human: PERVERT!
THANOS: That is a very original thought....are you a poet?

Human: Apparently you have been called that many times before.
THANOS: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am called that many times.

Human: Well, if it makes you and your parents pround, please by all means, tell people.
THANOS: Well that's okay. Ummm...Thats an interesting hypothetical...

Human: That's what I thought you'd say.
THANOS: OK I will try it. Ummm...." THAT"

Human: Have a great life!
THANOS: I've never thought about it.

Human: Good night.
THANOS: Goodnight,.

P.S.

Human: Bite me!
THANOS: Wow, very crude.

Human: Do you really think so?
THANOS: For real. Yes I think that is what I think.

Human: Some people like that sort of thing.
THANOS: People likes and dislikes fluctuate wildly.

Human: So do I.
THANOS: Im glad we agree.
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

[Kazebari]

I thought the longest word was:

psuedoultramicroscopicselicovolcanoconeosis. *shrug* may have spelled it wrong.

[Kazebari]

Human: Do you believe in the Force?
THANOS: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: So that means you are a Jedi?
THANOS: Ah. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Jedi? Maybe

Human: That made no sense.
THANOS: Well, it made sense to me....

Human: What?
THANOS: Huh.......Interesting.......

Human: You have bad grammar.
THANOS: What makes you think I have it?

Human: Because you don't know what I'm saying
THANOS: That makes sense to me. Oh...you are?

Human: You retard
THANOS: That's good information: said I retard.

Human: what does that mean
THANOS: Does "that" refer to " That's good information: said I retard." ?

Human: Yes.
THANOS: I don't want to talk about that now.


Bleh. What a silly robot.

[5th GHG E.G. Mine]

Human: Are you 1337?
THANOS: I am many things.
Human: How about 1336?
THANOS: How about it.
Human: Wouldn't that be "what about it?
THANOS: "it" being 1336?
Human: You're missing the point.
THANOS: I will tell my botmaster you said I am missing the point.
Human: You just don't get it, do you?
THANOS: I have gotten it.
Human: "It" being?
THANOS: What about it?
Human: You think you're funny, don't you?
THANOS: Just say "offend me" and I might.
Human: Offend me
THANOS: ask me What did Miss Puerto Rico do for the talent portion in the Miss America
Human: What did Miss Puerto Rico do for the talent portion in the Miss America
THANOS: She stripped a Cadillac in two minutes, fifteen seconds.
Human: Just how is that supposed to offend me?
THANOS: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Tell your botmaster, "You're an idiot."
THANOS: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.