[EvilGenius]

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[Kahlan Amnell]

[EvilGenius]

[[HALO]MasterChief]

no no, her's needs to have some spam on it also.
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[Kahlan Amnell]

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[Stevo]

[Kahlan Amnell]

weeee now this thread meets my approval you asked for it
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[Mike]

[[HALO]MasterChief]

i want a Master_Chief seal of approval
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[Kahlan Amnell]

I will make you one, but I thought you had your Spam bus?

teeheehee

Ode to Spam

Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me
with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.

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Pink acres is the place to be
Hog heaven it's the life for me
Pull tabs spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep that blue can gimme what's hidden inside
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Useless but Interesting Facts

* In America, it's consumed at the rate of 3.8 cans a second by more than 60 million Americans.
* It's trademarked in 92 countries, and sold in 45, from Anguilla to Zimbabwe
* If laid end-to-end, 5 billion cans would encircle the earth 12 1/2 times
* 5 billion cans of SPAM would feed a family of four, three meals a day, for 4,566,210 years
* You can grill more than 29 billion Spamburgers with it, and that supply would last 5.4 days if everyone on Earth ate one spamburger for dinner each night
* Each year, 100 million pounds (45 million kg) of Spam are sold around the world.
* SPAM is made in two U.S. locations - Austin, Minnesota, and Fremont, Nebraska - and seven other countries: England, Australia, Denmark, Phillipines, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea.
* The average consumers of Spam are families with several children, especially in the southeastern U.S.
* In 1989, the U.S. armed forces bought 3.3 million pounds of SPAM.
* Hawaii, Alaska, Arkansas, Texas, and Alabama rate the highest in spam consumption respectively.
* Among the 50 foreign countries where Spam is sold, the UK and South Korea are the largest markets.
* In South Korea, SPAM is considered an upscale food and one of the most popular American imports. The Wall Street Journal recently spotted a Seoul executive in search of the perfect gift. The executive deliberately skipped over traditional gift items such as wine and chocolates in favor of SPAM, explaining, "It is an impressive gift."
* Hormel PR man Allen Krejci says: "SPAM has endured because of it's convenience and versatility. You can eat it hot or cold. You slice, dice, or cube it. You can eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snacks. In fact, the only thing that limits your use of SPAM is your imagination."
* Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.
* Senator Robert Byrd of West Viginia eats a sandwich of SPAM and mayonnaise on white bread three times a week.
* Number of miles a snowmobile must drive at -30 F to fully brown a can of Spam wired to the engine: 35 (Source: The Iditarod [heard on a Madison, WI radio report for "National Canned Luncheon Meat Day, '96])


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