[Paddyjack]

I'm sad.... nobody laughed my joke

/me is going back to his corner to cry
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PJ --- ancient IDIOT with a rusty CROWBAR....
but still SWINGING!




Rock2..... JUST SAY NO!!!!!

[DJ George]

[Dahak]

You are Augusto Pinochet!
You've raised a decent bit of a squabble over recent years.  The former military leader of Chile, you did the standard dictator fare by sending out death squads to capture or kill dissidents and other people who rubbed your wardrobe the wrong way.  After you lost power, you were made a "Senator for life," essentially a figurehead, but enough to attempt a claim at immunity on the international scene.   Translation: you don't want to be tried for giving these orders.  Well, like Milosevic, the world legal system is starting to grind down on you: Spain, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom, among other countries, have denied your claims at immunity, and you are likely to be extradited soon.  That is, if you don't die from old age, so you'd best get gout soon!

[DukeNukem]

You are Chairman Mao. You led a small group of people through everything- partisan politics, mayorship, government repression, and dodging the govies for the Long March of almost six thousand miles all over China, and look where it got you! A peasant from humble background, you adopted Communist theory on a visit to Shanghai and went through all that trouble to bring it about to your nation. The second country in the world to adopt Communism as a national ideology, you oversaw developments such as the Cultural Revolution, a ten-year attempt to exterminate what you called the Four Olds: Old Thought, Old Words, Old Ideals, and Old Action (I think these are all; let me know if you're a better Asian history scholar than I am, and you know what they are ). Your word was absolute, and something like ten million people are said to have died, maybe more. The Great Leap Forward was another one of your greatest hits; in an attempt to bring China's agrarian economy up to par with Japan's, you directed a massive restructuring of the economy, sending almost all your citizens out into the farms and paddies to work. Obviously, it didn't work out, because you're not Japan, stupid. You are still worshipped by millions of Chinese schoolchildren with your "Little Red Book," the instruction manual on being a good Chinese Communist.
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